{"id":1733,"date":"2012-03-02T17:11:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T17:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2019-01-24T17:19:50","modified_gmt":"2019-01-24T17:19:50","slug":"meet-clement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/meet-clement\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet Cl\u00e9ment !"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Clement<\/p>\n

I remember when I met Clement<\/p>\n

He was sick like a dog<\/p>\n

He was buying a canned soup<\/p>\n

I said Hey, come to my house instead<\/p>\n

I will make you some thyme tea<\/p>\n

I was sick for ten days<\/p>\n

And even think that he is the one to have given me Hepatitis B
\nBut I adore Clement<\/p>\n

And still to this day as I spit my lungs out<\/p>\n

I prepare myself the chicken soup
\nthe same one I did not let him buy.<\/p>\n

Clement lives 12 lives at a time<\/p>\n

And I have one less because of him<\/p>\n

But anyways, even if I had more
\nI would not know what to do with them all
\nI would go to the super market to meet the next Clement
\nWho could shorten another one of mine
\nI think I can\u2019t wait to look death in the face
\nJust to reassure myself that it isn\u2019t all that scary<\/p>\n

J.Karmitz<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

( Translation by of the amazing\u00a0Shoshana Den-Macker<\/a> ( who is really cool and fun and a delight to work with ! If you are looking for a translator\u2026 hire her \"❤️\"\"🌸\"!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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