{"id":1510,"date":"2015-06-04T10:02:47","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T10:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2018-11-09T10:11:31","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T10:11:31","slug":"maybe-i-just-drink-too-much-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/maybe-i-just-drink-too-much-of-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I just drink too much of it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1502 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0001.png\" alt=\"I'm a walking coffee pot. Every morning I prepare my coffee. I put Ethiopian coffee into the pot. Then pour hot water on it. Then drink. The, I start to work... while drinking coffee. Till I've got to pee.  \" width=\"1000\" height=\"6295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0001.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0001-768x4835.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1503 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0002.png\" alt=\"Hot water plus a little bit of toxin thingies get out my body. And the coffee stays. And that lovely cycle of coffee drinks repeats itself many times during the day. \" width=\"1000\" height=\"6926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0002.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0002-768x5319.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0002-148x1024.png 148w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1504 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0003.png\" alt=\"s the pot becomes empty, my body fills itself with coffee... Turning me into a real life walking coffee pot. Which keeps me wondering...\" width=\"1000\" height=\"4266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0003.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0003-70x300.png 70w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0003-768x3276.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0003-240x1024.png 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1505 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0004.png\" alt=\"Where does all that coffee goes, at the end of the day ? Does it stays here, infusing all my body ? Does each cell have its own share of Ethiopian coffee bath ? \" width=\"1000\" height=\"4804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0004.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0004-768x3689.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0004-213x1024.png 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1507 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0005.png\" alt=\"When I go to sport, do I sweat coffee ? Or does the coffee get stuck in my body, blocked by the skin barrier ? \" width=\"1000\" height=\"3632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0005.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0005-83x300.png 83w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0005-768x2789.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0005-282x1024.png 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1508 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0006.png\" alt=\"Will I, one day, be so infused of coffee that if I drink only hot water ... \" width=\"1000\" height=\"3599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0006.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0006-83x300.png 83w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0006-768x2764.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1509 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0007.png\" alt=\"I will start to pee coffee ? YES. Thats the kind of things I start to think about when I'm really tired, and when I drink too much coffee. \" width=\"1000\" height=\"5214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0007.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/20-True-Story-Cafeti\u00e8re-humaine-COLOR0007-768x4004.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The blunt truth, by Badmonkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The blunt truth, by Badmonkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[162,161,43,141],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-workshop-story-en","tag-bad-science","tag-coffeelife","tag-dear-diary","tag-untergaarden-en"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1512,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions\/1512"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}