{"id":1464,"date":"2015-06-08T17:22:56","date_gmt":"2015-06-08T17:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2018-11-09T10:45:06","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T10:45:06","slug":"personne-ne-me-bat-sur-ce-terrain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/personne-ne-me-bat-sur-ce-terrain\/","title":{"rendered":"No one can beat me on this &#x1f31f;&#x2728;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1475 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-01-Color-ENG.png\" alt=\"I am so lazy that when I take my. bath\" width=\"1000\" height=\"2898\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-01-Color-ENG.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-01-Color-ENG-104x300.png 104w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-01-Color-ENG-768x2226.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-01-Color-ENG-353x1024.png 353w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1476 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-02_COLOR_ENg.png\" alt=\"I always take with me something to read\" width=\"1000\" height=\"2433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-02_COLOR_ENg.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-02_COLOR_ENg-123x300.png 123w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-02_COLOR_ENg-768x1869.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-02_COLOR_ENg-421x1024.png 421w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1477 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-03_COLOR_eng.png\" alt=\"so I can wait till I dry\" width=\"1000\" height=\"2300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-03_COLOR_eng.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-03_COLOR_eng-130x300.png 130w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-03_COLOR_eng-768x1766.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-03_COLOR_eng-445x1024.png 445w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1479 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-04_COLOR-ENG.png\" alt=\"without even lifting a finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"2376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-04_COLOR-ENG.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-04_COLOR-ENG-126x300.png 126w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-04_COLOR-ENG-768x1825.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-04_COLOR-ENG-431x1024.png 431w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1480 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-05_color_ENG.png\" alt=\"till I just have to put my clothes back on. THIS IS HOW LAZY I AM \" width=\"1000\" height=\"3238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-05_color_ENG.png 1000w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-05_color_ENG-93x300.png 93w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-05_color_ENG-768x2487.png 768w, https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Page-05_color_ENG-316x1024.png 316w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/en\/yeah-all-of-this-is-really-nice-but\/\">But not everyone enjoys this as much as I am&#8230;\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But not everyone enjoys this as much as I am&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[158,141],"class_list":["post-1464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-true-story-en","tag-bath","tag-untergaarden-en"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1464"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1534,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions\/1534"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untergaarden.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}