Everybody thought Jarvis as edgy, unapologetic, provocative and trendy
but deep inside he was a cheesy emo painter who only cared about expressing the dark beauty of his romantic heart.
But none of THESE paintings was selling
So he goes on pretending he’s all about sex and dicks and tongues and the hypocrisy of the human puritanity versus capitalism in the age of the internet
But alone at night, he secretly paints mysterious unknown women he falls in love with, listening to Celine Dion.